July302010

No seriously

This guy is a complete bonehead.  A moron.  A nimrod.  A dingbat.  A fuddy duddy.  An idiot.  Straight stupid.  

7PM

I hate it when..

People act like their job is sooooo stressful and soooo important.  Shut up idiots our job means nothing.  Lose the attitude loser. 

7PM

Daily Consumption

Manorexic has consumed the following today:

Diet coke. 

Water. 

This is not a joke people! 

July292010

The manorexic is talking about working out now.. secretively with the dude at the desk next to him.  They were talking in code about “a link” that substitutes things for working out.  I’m guessing laxatives. 

6PM

Manorexic

I just found out a dude at my work is a manorexic.  This is so awesome.  I can’t wait to tell him those jeans make his butt look big.  I just found out this information today so I began a list of what he has consumed.  The list reads:

One diet coke. 

July262010

Hi.

Heyoooo.  Anyone out there?  It’s just me.  It’s Debs.

July232010

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!

So I go to lunch today.  I sit alone…not because no one likes me…but because I don’t like those asshole dicks. Yah, I said it.  I mean…..

I return to my office (cubicle) and there is a note that says, YOU SUCK DICK :)

Okay.  Alright.  Game’s over.  Who did it?  Does anyone read this blog?  Will anyone ever follow me?  I know it was the cupcake girl.  It had to be, right?  I won’t name any names, but Allison can SUCK IT.

I hate my job.  I threw a cupcake today.  And apparenly I SUCK DICK :) (I only inserted the smiley face because they did).

F.

July222010
It was someone’s birthday today at work.  I didn’t want my cupcake because of my fat ass so instead of eating it I took it and fast pitched it at the birthday girls head and screamed “Happy birthday ya skinny whore!” as I ran away. I actually got in trouble for this.  I’m not allowed to come back for office birthdays anymore. 

It was someone’s birthday today at work.  I didn’t want my cupcake because of my fat ass so instead of eating it I took it and fast pitched it at the birthday girls head and screamed “Happy birthday ya skinny whore!” as I ran away.

I actually got in trouble for this.  I’m not allowed to come back for office birthdays anymore. 
5PM

My Theme is a book.

I chose a book theme.  

5PM

This is my first post.

HI.  This is my first post.  I decided to start a blog because I have a boring job and work with a bunch of assholes.  I can say that on here because they are all dumb and don’t even know how to use a computer.  

Bye,

Debs

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